https://youtu.be/DigDPyieoiY
Kalki Something AD
Bhai badhiya se seat tika ke baith jao, kyuki ye wali rant chalegi lambi!
Let's blast off
AD: West; CE yes
Pretty basic CGI eh?
Excessive OTT melodrama
So-so action sequences too
Snarky hologram? So Total Recall
Star Wars pseudo signage in Kashi
Did everyone forget Sanskrit completely
Some Matrix underground Zion vibes too
A guy with a heavy gun actually swings it lol
And this is just half an hour into this showy movie
Wire work is so uneven I wonder why they even bothered deleting the wires
Some 300 vibes also with our guy taking down a few dozen dumbass mooks
And culminates with a Neo-style Agent Smith swarm breaking upward lunge
Okay - so Kaal Bhairav is the protector of Kashi, created by Bholay Mahadev
Sum-80 is phonetically Sumati, the mother of the Kalki avatar [Nainitaal 10]
They show the statistical 4 lines and 5th across, but she makes 2 in one go
Kamal Haasan is awesomax veteran, I watched Sadma and got Sadma lol
Mandalorian and Grogu vibes with Dulquer Salmaan cameo as the pilot dad
A completely useless side story just to add some sexual glamor named Roxie
Grokipedia doesn’t have an entry yet
I thot I’ll wiki walk but I googled grok
Heinlein invented it for knowing fully
Klaatu barada nikto was for gort/grok
It seems he drinks sea water - not a river, it's a beach with receding waves
In any case, life in paradise pyramid naturally doesn't last long - cue chase
Inferno can't singe a single hair of Sumati! + Ashwatthama is back in action
They didn't leave Star wars either - full ripoff of the swoop speeders bikes
The mass mook beatings are so stupid that I just can't look away hahaha
There's an extended fight sequence between Amitabh Bachchan Prabhas
Guns are thermocol or styrofoam or whatever just cheap moldable plastic
Extras are international for what purpose, I don't know - isn't this Bharat?
Shambhala is Tibetan Buddhist, but has a lot of cultures mixed in - good
Suspension of disbelief = there's no sense making sense of nonsense
Don;t look for logic and you won't be disappointed; just enjoy the film
Like how Bhairav channels his inner Iron Man and upgrades his tech
So he brings a Hulkbuster armor to fight Ashwathama Hulk [Big B]
Wakanda is the "inspo" behind Shambala's blue-energy bhaalaas
Red is of course the color of evil Complex forces; just like Thanos
Any number of massive invasions of evil powers trying to kill good people
Like the Sentinels in the Matrix completely destroying Zion's upper levels
Finally a sequence of slow motion fall and grips unites our trio of players
Verdict - i'll watch part 2 on OTT - i won't waste cinema time and money
Dune // Matrix // Star Wars // Lord of the Rings // MCU // Mad Max // Axat
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